Nothing Gets A Stronger Reaction Than A Child Swearing.
Many parents try to control their language around the children for fear of repetition.
My son tells me off for saying ‘oh my god’, although he has tested out a few words himself when he was younger, including ‘beech’, which turned out to be beach but sounded a little different when he pronounced it.
Here are a few suggestions for avoiding the f-bomb or similar when you are around the kids and can’t hold it in.
#1 Son of a biscuit.
#2 Oh fudge.
#3 He’s such a plum.
#5 Sarah and Duck
#6 Oh shhh sugar lumps.
#7 Oh my goodness.
#8 Sweet baby cheeses.
#9 Fox cakes.